Sunday, April 27, 2008

Babies seized by Robert Mugabe's forces as Zimbabwe hounds voters

(http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article3822569.ece)

Scores of children and babies have been locked up in filthy prison cells in Harare as Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe’s president, sinks to new depths in his campaign to force the opposition into exile before an expected run-off in presidential elections.

Twenty-four babies and 40 children under the age of six were among the 250 people rounded up in a raid on Friday, according to Nelson Chamisa, spokesman for the opposition Movement for Democratic Change (MDC). Yesterday they were crammed into cells in Southerton police station in central Harare.

“This is ruthlessness of the worst kind. How can you incarcerate children whose mothers have fled their homes hoping to give their children refuge?” asked an emotional Chamisa yesterday. “In Mugabe’s Zimbabwe even children are not spared the terror that befalls their parents.”

The families were rounded up from MDC headquarters, where they had sought refuge from violence in the countryside.

Thought to be directed by top military officers, Operation Where Did You Put Your Cross? has prompted thousands to flee. They are trying to escape the so-called war veterans, who are attacking people and burning down hundreds of houses for voting “incorrectly” in last month’s elections.

“What we’re seeing is an undeclared civil war,” said Chamisa. “It’s genocide. This situation is out of control, it’s now beyond the capacity of the MDC alone. It requires the region, the continent, the international community to act.”

Four weeks after the elections, official results have still not been released for presidential polls widely thought to have been won by Morgan Tsvangirai, the MDC leader.

Simultaneous parliamentary elections saw the ruling Zanu-PF party lose its 28-year-long majority. The election commission is engaged in the recount of 23 constituencies after regime claims that they had been rigged by the opposition. None of the results has been overturned in the 14 so far announced. Even if the remaining nine were to go to Zanu-PF it still would not have won a majority.

While some Zimbabweans see a glimmer of hope in this, Mugabe has remained defiant in the face of international condemnation. Most expect the regime to announce that no candidate won a majority in the presidential election and to order a run-off next month which Mugabe will ensure that he wins.

“The only game in town is a run-off,” said George Sibotshiwe, Tsvangirai’s spokesman. “The recount was just to buy them time to smash people’s heads in, so when they go for a run-off nobody will even be thinking of voting.”

The regime’s strategy is to ensure that by the time of the run-off, Mugabe would have a clean sweep in rural areas, where 70% of Zimbabweans live. A police officer admitted yesterday that he had been instructed not to interfere with war veterans as they carry out their campaign of terror.

At the same time the opposition leadership has been driven into hiding or abroad. Tsvangirai fled Zimbabwe two weeks ago after he was charged with treason for “conspiring with the British to oust Mugabe”.

“I am unable to return home for fear of my life,” he wrote in The Washington Post last week.

On the ground the party’s network of district officials is being decimated. Tichanzii Gandanga, the MDC election agent for Harare province, can barely walk after he was beaten and left for dead.

Four men arrived at his offices in central Harare at about 6pm on Wednesday. “They told me I knew my crimes and so I had to confess,” said Gandanga. “They blindfolded me, bundled me into a truck, then drove for a long distance, beating me on the head, on the back, everywhere. They played loud music so that no one could hear my cries. I don’t know how I survived.”

As he was being beaten, Gandanga was questioned about the whereabouts of Tsvangirai. Eventually he was dumped in the bush. He managed to crawl to a main road where he was picked up and taken to the head of a nearby village.

For two days Gandanga was nursed by villagers. Eventually he got word to his relatives who moved him to a private hospital.

Ten people have been killed so far, according to the MDC, including a five-year-old boy who was burnt to death in a hut. The first victim on April 12 was Tapiwa Mubwanda, 54, the organising secretary for the MDC for Hurungwe East.

According to his widow they were on their way back to their village when they saw a group of Zanu-PF youth militia. While she fled into the bush with their children, her husband and his elder brother were beaten with rocks. “They said, ‘You voted for the MDC, now we want to do this in order to teach you to vote. You wasted your vote by voting for Tsvangirai. He will never be the president of Zimbabwe. Robert Mugabe will remain, so we want to teach you to vote’.”

When she crept out of hiding her husband was dead.

Another MDC activist, Manyika Kashiri, 55, of Chigumbu village in Uzumba, had his foot smashed by an axe when militias stormed into his shack at midnight on Tuesday. Kashiri woke after a bang at his door and rocks smashing against his windows. When he emerged, he was hit with a log by one of the militias and another tried to chop off his right foot with an axe in front of his grandchildren, one of whom was just four.

“We’re seeing a major increase in government-sponsored violence,” said Georgette Gagnon, Africa director at Human Rights Watch.

“The ruling party has been sending its allies after people it thinks voted for the opposition. Now anyone seen as opposing Mugabe is in danger.”

One activist, a 25-year-old fitter in hiding in Bulawayo, told The Sunday Times how he and two colleagues had been picked up by intelligence officers and forced to eat a poster of Tsvangirai. “You like him so much, now eat him,” they told him.

“Every day that passes, hope is seeping away,” said an aid worker in Zimbabwe. “This could very easily end up being yet another stolen election.”

Zimbabwe’s churches said yesterday that they had opened up their premises to victims of the violence.

Church leaders worldwide have declared today to be a day of prayer for Zimbabwe. “The current climate of political intimidation, violence, vote-rigging and delay has left the presidential election process without credibility,” read a statement from two senior Anglican archbishops, Rowan Williams and John Sentamu. “Now the people of Zimbabwe are left even more vulnerable to conflict heaped upon poverty and the threat of national disintegration.”

International pressure has continued. The top US envoy for Africa, Jendayi Frazer, assistant secretary of state, has declared Tsvangirai the clear winner of the presidential vote.

Tsvangirai has spent the past two weeks travelling round Africa trying to drum up support to pressure Mugabe to step down. After the weak response from Thabo Mbeki, the South African president, focus has shifted to the African Union (AU). Its chairman Jikaya Kikwete, president of Tanzania, has privately said that he would be willing to consider convening a summit on Zimbabwe.

Britain is hoping to get the United Nations involved and has managed to put Zimbabwe on the agenda of the UN security council this week. Proposals include an arms embargo and sending a UN envoy to Harare “with a tough message”.

At the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair in Bulawayo on Friday, Mugabe was defiant. “When the West, led by the British, shamelessly continue to denounce our country, what is our crime?” he asked. “We are simply defending our hard-won national sovereignty.”

Friday, April 25, 2008

Paradoxes... Part One.

Don't know what a paradox is?

Click here.


Here are a couple of paradoxes to think about. The paradoxes are obtained from:
  • Falletta: The Paradoxicon
  • Sainsbury: Paradoxes, 2nd Edition
  • Smullyan: What Is The Name of This Book?
  • Morris: The Ivan Morris Puzzle Book

I know, it's weird to put sources first, but I'm too damned lazy to type them out afterwards.

God is not all-powerful as he cannot build a wall he cannot jump .

A Paradoxical notice:
Please ignore this notice.

Ham Sandwich > Eternal Happiness.
Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

The Simplest Liar Paradox:
This Sentence is False.
Is that sentence true or false? If it is false then it is true, and if it is true then it is false...

Tortoise > Achilles
Zeno's second paradox of motion, of Achilles and the tortoise, is probably the best known of his four paradoxes of motion. In this problem, the fleet Greek warrior runs a race against a slow-moving tortoise. Assume Achilles runs at ten times the speed of the tortoise (1 meter per second to 0.1 meter per second). The tortoise is given a 100-meter handicap in a race that is 1,000 meters. By the time Achilles reaches the tortoise's starting point T0, the tortoise will have moved on to point T1. Soon, Achilles will reach point T1, but by then the tortoise would have moved on to T2, and so on, ad infinitum. Every time Achilles reaches a point where the tortoise has just been, the tortoise has moved on a bit. Although the distances between the two runners will diminish rapidly, Achilles can never catch up with the tortoise, or so it would seem.

Sorites Paradox of the Heap:
Suppose you have a heap of sand. If you take away one grain of sand, what remains is still a heap: removing a single grain cannot turn a heap into something that is not a heap. If two collections of grains of sand differ in number by just one grain, then both or neither are heaps. This apparently obvious and uncontroversial supposition appears to lead to the paradoxical conclusion that all collections of grains of sand, even one-membered collections, are heaps.

Proving that 2 = 1

Here is the version offered by Augustus De Morgan: Let x = 1. Then x² = x. So x² - 1 = x -1. Dividing both sides by x -1, we conclude that x + 1 = 1; that is, since x = 1, 2 = 1.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Do you think monkeys speak French?

It is generally inadvisable to slip on a banana peel strategically positioned next to an upright katana.

Even if you are not a video game character.

C'est la vie.

Choices, Choices, Choices!

To clear things up, I am going to explain what a ‘posting window’ is. From the start, we’ve decided that each individual author take turns posting, with a days gap. Being a goody-goody I followed it.

Somehow the rule didn’t stick and there’s a flood of post ever since, which is good.

BUT I’m missing turns!

To amends things, I am barging in right now, regardless of what’s the date…

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We face many in our lives, from the truly trivial to down right life-threatening.

An iPod or a Sony? No wait. That’s not a choice. The iPod gets it, regardless of what model, hands down.

Scorpions or Eagles? Urm… a bit difficult, but can I have both?

Frappuchino or Mocha Latte? See. Even a simple trip down to the local Starbucks can be a difficult thing, especially when you go during lunch breaks and you’re holding up the queue because you can’t make a decision.

And hand phones. Problem arises when we have an unlimited amount of budget, and when we have a limited amount of budget. Either way we will have a problem choosing a new phone.

No too mention the scholarship and university placement offers either. They fly out from every corner and sometimes you regret applying for so much.

Only that we wish a dice could be thrown or a coin be flipped to settle the debate.

But what if, one day, you receive a note, a random one. Straight to the point, without any riddles. Just simple and clear…

If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blonde school teacher.

If you do take this note to the police, I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work.

You have six hours to decide.

The choice is yours…

Dean Koontz, Velocity


So, what's it then?

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Twack : Too damned good to be missed

I know we're not supposed to over-post or it'll just kill it but this is just too damned good. Or so I think. ;)

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

“Idiot” says:
heya
“me” says:
hello : D

“Idiot” says:
watching pursuit of happyness
“Idiot” says:
the starting is damn sad
“me” says:
lol eh i read abt that movie
“me” says:
isit abt a rebellious kid?
“me” says:
eh wait no
“me” says:
its abt a man and his kid right
“Idiot” says:
rebellious kid
“Idiot”:
lmao
“Idiot” says:
its yea the man and his kid
“Idiot” says:
damn nice show
“me” says:
lol oh den he lost his job or smth right?
“me” says:
read on cleo
“me” says:
hoho now i sound smarter den i actually am coz i read cleo
“me” says:
YAY
“me” says:
lol.
“me” says:
ur busyyyyyyy
“Idiot” says:
oh my gosh
“Idiot” says:
he lost one of his machine
“Idiot” says:
to save the car pay
“Idiot” says:
oh my gosh
“Idiot”) says:
oh wow
“Idiot” says:
this is damn sad
“me” says:
hahahahahaha
“me” says:
are u depressed?
“Idiot” says:
OH SHIT
“me” says:
damn ur funny

“Idiot” says:
HIS WIFE IS LEAVING HIM
“me” says:
oh ok oh shit?

“Idiot” says:
eh its not a funny show ok
“Idiot” says:
oh mannn
“Idiot” says:
damn sad
“Idiot” says:
damnnnn sadasdasdasdasdfasd
“Idiot” says:
fas
“Idiot” says:
dfgs
“Idiot” says:
dfg
“Idiot” says:
s
“Idiot” says:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“Idiot” says:
GRARRRRRRRRRR
“Idiot” says:
GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“Idiot” says:
oh wow.
“Idiot” says:
he got the job offer!
“me” says:
YAY!

“Idiot” says:
when his family left!
“me” says:
HE GOT THE JOB OFFER!
“me” says:
oh
“me” says:
no yay?

“Idiot” says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
“Idiot” says:
sighhh
“Idiot” says:
oh my gosh
“Idiot” says:
so sad
“Idiot” says:
so sad
“Idiot” says:
wahhh
“Idiot” says:
wahhhhh
“me” says:
u are one weird handsome man lol.
“me” says:
boy
“me” says:
person
“me” says:
lolol

“Idiot” says:
damn sad
“Idiot” says:
...
“Idiot” says:
i feel like slapping u
“Idiot” says:
lol
“me” says:
ouch
“me” says:
: (
“me” says:
what happened to the "i feel like hugging you" phase
“me” says:
: (

“Idiot” says:
yalar ur spoiling my movie mood
“Idiot” says:
XD
“Idiot” says:
yalar hug
“me” says:
LOL
“me” says:
idiot

“Idiot” says:
hugz
“me” says:
can i copy paste this in the blog
“me” says:
lol i'll change ur display as idiot
“Idiot” says:
copy paste what?
“Idiot” says:
lmao
“Idiot” says:
change la change la
“Idiot” says:
then i
“Idiot” says:
will
“Idiot” says:
er
“Idiot” says:
i loseeee
“me” says:
hahaahahhaah
“me” says:
YAAAAY
“me” says:
lol i win woohooo

“Idiot” says:
yea
“Idiot” says:
lucky u
“me” says:
hahaah excuse me
“me” says:
takes more than luck darling
“me” says:
it's skill
“me” says:
HOHO

“Idiot” says:
rofl



Hah. who knew chatting could be so amusing. Or not?

TWACK : 5 Great Reasons.

You take the breath right out of me.
You left a hole where my heart should be.
You got to fight just to make it through,
'cause I will be the death of you.
- breath
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Five good reasons why you need to play your part this 22nd April.


1. My sister & her family plus my niece stay in Australia.

No I don't want them to get skin cancer and you don't either. Coz I'll hate you. RAWR!

Australia exposed to more UVUltraviolet (UV) radiation levels in Australia are higher than in Europe, even during summer. Being located close to the ozone hole over the Antarctic means much higher, more severe levels of UV radiation get through to ground level.During summer, the earth's orbit brings Australia closer to the sun than Europe during its summer, resulting in an additional seven per cent solar UV intensity. This, coupled with our clearer atmospheric conditions, means Australians are exposed to up to 15 per cent more UV than Europeans.


2. Polar bears are too cute to die due to melting of icebergs.


Scientists are very worried because ice is melting in the Arctic and Antarctic.
Animals, including polar bears, are also at risk of extinction.

This is because in the last 40 years, the ice has got thinner by 40%.
And with less ice around, polar bears don't have enough hunting ground for the seals they like to eat.




3. There'll be too much junk.



Till there won't be place for more shopping malls! :(

Imagine a world without malls =O




This modern world functions as a throw-away society. The price for that is a growing problem of how to handle all the waste that is generated. Precious space for it is decreasing. The solution is not just reducing, reusing, recycling and composting, but also a complete re-education of how we live. Fossil fuels, non-renewable natural resources that originate in the earth's crust, are being extracted from the earth at breakneck speed simply for human consumption. The chronology ratio of mineral formation to mineral extraction is remarkably high.
There are two ways to manage municipal solid waste (MSW). The high-waste approach involves leaving it somewhere, burning it, or burying it. Landfills, the symbol of the high-waste approach, have the proven reputation of preventing MSW from degrading, not to mention attracting a lot of traffic, noise, and dust to the surrounding areas.





4. Trees will die, Plants will die, Flowers will die.


Now where'll you get your roses for me from?

P/s I love white roses TQ.

There are between 5 and 30 million species of flora and fauna. The bulk exist in the tropics -- ten one-hectare plots of Borneo rain forest (below) can contain as many species of trees as all of North America. But we are destroying habitat and the biodiversity it sustains at between 1,000 and 10,000 times the rate of extinction before human intervention.







5. Earth Is God's Creation For Us.




And we want it to not only be here for us, but for our kids too. So please do your part and take great care of God's greatest creation for both you and I.




Whether you're a Christian, a Buddhist, a Muslim or a freethinker like me, it doesn't differ much because the EARTH is God's creation for us mankind. Let it be Allah, or Jesus, or the idols you worship to, either way it was created just for us.




And if you love God as much as I do, please do what you're supposed to do. In fact do what you're supposed to do not only on Earth Day, but every single day of your entire life. :)







TQ & have a great day ahead!



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This is about me. Me. ME!!! Okay.



Just the other day I had buffet dinner with my childhood best friend & her family. & I fell. In the restaurant. Note, I was carrying a plate with keropok & I was wearing a denim skirt with my pair of highest heels.


Yes my skirt was short so it sorta adds to the embarrassment : (



Nooo I didn't ambil kesempatan to publish my picture here tsk tsk I was merely showing you my skirt! Grr. Wth.




And my heels were that high.



I wasn't sure how I fell but I was quite certain I ended on the floor like that :



And all the keropok fell onto the floor :(

Then the woman working there was staring at me like I was some freak.

What? Haven't you seen anyone falling in a buffet restaurant? Pfft


Cheers.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Twack : Last day with Hewlett Packard

good morning world ; )


Ah, beautiful day isn't it? Just wanted to let the world know I'll be blogging on the 22nd of April.

Special tribute to Earth Day.

Hah so much from me, the one who throws papers into the rubbish bin.

tata peeps.


-- A cheerful heart is good medicine.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Watch your mouth kid

I seriously wonder why am I here...
How did I ended up blogging for the sake of the readers and not my personal interest...

But whatever the reason could be...
I have to blog..
I was admonished for my lack of responsibility and therefore I'm here..
Because I'm stuck between the devil and the deep sea..
Haha.. One is self pride and another is him.. XD
Ok enough about me... We shall move on to

________________________________

"Watch your mouth kid...."


Do you notice that people from all education level
speak the word of profanity?
people apparently love to swear...
yes curse!!

one of the famous ones is________.

Fill in the blank... I'm sure everyone is very familiar with this ilk of word....

Teenagers especially love to sing the words of profanity...

How unlikely would it be for you to not listen to this phrase at least once a day
"What the ****"

Pretty unlikely unless you are half deaf or you are acting all goody goody infront of your parents...

And the reasons (masks for lies) for profanity are
  1. expression of anger... HAHAHAHA
  2. everyone is using.. It is a culture.... cough cough
  3. it is not that bad....
As the matter of fact...
IT IS BAD....

Can you image how painful it is to see this?
It may seem hilarious.. XD which in my opinion it is.. xD
But it is not good...
Because all of us are so used to this...
This ilk of profanity are no longer offensive!!

Imagine the anger in you when you are seriously angry showing this and the others just laugh it off thinking it is cute.. What the.....

Preserve it so it would be more meaningful.. XD
stop showing it off every once in a while...
Give the others a chance to prove it worth more than laughter
come on...
ops..
I mean.. stop this ignorance towards the this ill existence in humanity...
Proving us as nothing but a bunch of uncivilized and uneducated animals...
Stop this.. kill it


It is not like the dictionary is lacking of words for us to use right?
Come on, wake up and stop sitting on the dictionary of yours...
Be civilized.. And preserve foul words..
I mean.. Prevent foul words..
Watch your mouth kid...
Cause everyone is listening....

_____________________________
seriously... you may take the honor to kick me out of this now.. XD
I know I have brought disgrace to this Gaia...
kakakka
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A girl filled with reasons for being lazy..

Hammarskjold Trophy Competition Speech

This address was delivered by Victor Ching at the closing stages in the final impromptu round of the state finals of the Hammarskjold Trophy Model United Nations Security Council Competition, held in the Inner Chambers of the Western Australia Parliament house. This was a last ditch effort after a day of negotiations to convince the People's Republic of China to exercise its veto power to block a resolution placing full sanctions on North Korea.

Honorable President of the United Nations Security Council,

We have congregated here today to discuss the fate of Democratic Peopls's Republic of Korea, and to discuss whether to place sanction on the country. With reference to the Republic of Slovakia's earlier addresses, we would like to stress than while it might seem to right thing to do, we are strongly against against such blatant disregard for the people of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Who are the ones that suffer when embargoes and sanctions are placed on a country? The people. Who are the ones that have to cut back, from two meals a day, to one, when embargoes and sanctions are placed on the country? The people. Who are the dying ones in the street, desperate for one extra crumb of bread, desperate for one extra grain of rice? The people. We sit in luxury here deciding the fate of this nation, but we fail to recognize we are putting a death sentence on millions of North Koreans. Innocent people, who's only crime was to be on the wrong side of the earth. We particularly express our disappointment for the People's Republic of China's lack of commitment in stopping such an overly harsh resolution from passing through this chambers.

The Republic of Slovakia further expresses its alarm in the People's Republic of China's lack of commitment in blocking this resolution, seeing that if this resolution is passed, the United Nations will be authorized in invading this country. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea's sovereignity is about to be breached here, if this very resolution passes this chamber. Was is not the United Nation's sworn duty, as highlighted in the preamble of its charter, to safeguard the sovereignity of nations? To prevent the scourge of war? This action is an invasion of the sovereignity of this nation. We once again, express our utmost disappointment in the People's Republic of China's lack of commitment in trying to aid its ally.


Honorable President,

Who are we, a western dominated organization, to infringe upon the sovereignity of this country, this country with a proud history reaching back to more than a thousand years. Who are we, the outsiders, to execute the basic decisions for the country, and by that, taking the sole privileged of the country to decide upon where it wants its people to go, what it wants to do. Who are we, the Security Council, to decide why or what another state can't do. We say North Korea might causes a war. Well, the US has nuclear weapons and caused the Iraq war. Should it be taken away from them? We all take the assumption that what we decide is what is best for this society. By invading the sovereignty of this country, we are taking away its sovereign, its pride, its independent existence. Do we want another Iraq? I am sure most member of states voted against that war that the US indefinitely decided to ignore the UN and continued, even as the world opposed. This is why, I pledge to all members states, especially the People Republic of China, which the Republic of Slovakia wishes to extend its utmost alarm and disappointment, to vote against this resolution. Thank You.

PS: The resolution went through, with one opposing (Slovakia), one abstentions (People Republic of China), and thirteen approvals.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Fruitcake.

This is the Gustave, reporting in.


College life is fast, hectic, and exciting.

Kind of like sex.

It may even be over before you know it.


And like sex, profound words of wisdom and acts that defy the laws of physics may even occur amidst the mind-blowing pressure and sweat.


MIND-blowing.


"Maybe some people have genetically straight pubic hair."
-Qirby, 1311, 09-04-2008.


Yes. She did say that.


No. We were in Asia Cafe enjoying roti telur bawang and puble tea.


Yes. That is spelt right...after Qirby found a "pubic" hair on the cover of her bubble tea.


No. It was not my hair. Pubic or otherwise.


And yes. Qirby made the quote of the week after I tried to convince her that pubic hair is curly.



Sarah: "You want to have Sex on The Beach?"

Gustave: "...Which beach?"

*Sarah bursts out laughing*

Gustave: "Oh right! It's a drink. Heh. Right?"




...Sometimes, during college (or sex), we reflect on the past, possibly even our high school life...



"My friend got suspended for a few weeks. I think he started a Mexican Wave in class."
-Victoria, 27-03-2008


...sometimes on the way to class in the morning we hear Chinese radio hosts trying to be the next Zen Tao Guru thing...


(translated from chinese)
"A kindergarten teacher shows her students a painting of a black dot on a sheet of white paper. She asks them what they see. They reply :'A black dot!' The teacher then says :'Class, that's the case in life. People will always focus on the bad parts of your character and miss all the good in you. It's time to look at the bigger picture of life.'"


...that actually seemed very profound and touching, taking into the account that I had about 5 hours of sleep and tend to be very groggy in the morning. But it makes perfect sense and fits as a metaphor just as an XL ribbed condom fits on 5-year-old's fist.


Ungh.


Yeah.


...what?



Fruitcake!


What if the kindergarten teacher showed them a picture of a WHITE dot on a sheet of BLACK paper?


I highly doubt that the answer would have been "A black mass engulfing a circular white spot."


A white flaggeracking spot.


That's what.



Speaking of Chinese wisdom...

"In waking a tiger, use a long stick."
-Mao Tse-Tung


Hmm.



That is definitely a war tactic.



Or practical advice for adrenaline-junkies.



Or a metaphor for sex.




Yeah. Probably a metaphor for sex.




...Aganrmas are wrods or prhaess mdae by minixg up the lterets of ohter wrods or pshraes...



The eyes
They see

Mother-in-law
Woman Hitler

Debit card
Bad credit

Astronomer
Moon starer

Desperation
A rope ends it

Election results
Lies - Let's recount



I'm sure we Malaysians can relate to the last one.



...and to cheerily top off this cherry ridden cherry fruitcake with big juicy banana...


Conversation.
VoicesRantOn.




Rock on.

Rock hard.

This is the Gustave, over and out.